Wish they sold Shut the F*ck up spray
Thanks to botox lashes,lips, spanx, hair dye, fillers and of course my good genes...
I hate it when my botox wears off & people can tell I don't like them.
Diamonds were a girl's best friend... then botox happened.
Can't decide if I need an XL coffee , 6 shots of vodka, or two weeks sleep.
Yo. No one cares about your workout unless you fell off the treadmill.
Toss your hair in a bun, put some gangster music on and handle it!
Can't decide if it is too late for coffee or too early for liquor
That's a horrible idea... What time?
Inner beauty is great, but a little botox never hurt
I ate one brownie today instead of the whole pan... I'm pretty much a life coach now.
I ate 1 brownie today instead of the whole pan. Pretty sure I'm a life coach now...
I'm not sure how many chocolates equals happiness, but so far it's not 28
You are an ass kicking fire breathing dragon, so you are going to handle this shit. And I got you.
Calm the F@ck down Spa scented candle
Namaste mother f@ckers 12 ounce candle
Let... that shit go 12 ounce candle
Wash...your damn hands.
Stay the F@ck Home
Let's just stay home.
How many days in a row can I use dry shampoo? Asking for a friend.