if it were up your butt, you'd know it

Equinox Farms


Regular price $22.95
if it were up your butt, you'd know it
if it were up your butt, you'd know it
if it were up your butt, you'd know it
if it were up your butt, you'd know it

This saying is one that my business partner, Lindsay's, band mate, Nick, would always say to her on tour since she is always losing everything. Same around our quarantine house. "Hey, have you seen my coffee?" "If it were up your butt, you'd know it."

This is a perfect gift for yourself and/or the snarky friends in your life. 

Choose your scent

Magick (hints of patchouli, vanilla, black pepper and orange)

Karma (earthy tones with hints of Nag Champa and and vanilla)

Champagne Mimosa (sweet with hints of orange)

Spa (calming lavender with vanilla undertones)

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